Monday 15 June 2015

Shocking Scenes at The HTSA Auction Night

Before we announce the total take from Friday's Auction Night (later today), the HTSA committee regrets to say that the week must begin with an apology.

"Moves" being "Busted" on Friday. A full enquiry has been launched 

The shocking scenes of spontaneous dancing that capped off an otherwise dignified evening will haunt us for many years to come. 

We are only glad that our children – and OFSTED – were not there to witness such a deplorable spectacle.

The HTSA committee did their best to calm the situation, dragging the worst of the culprits – Cerys's mum (Y2) – from the mêlée. The committee's efforts, however, were severely hampered by the intervention of Mr Bowden.

"No one," he announced, "puts Tyner in a corner!"

When asked why, he replied, "I've had the time of my life. And I've never felt this way before."

Letters of apology to the children of the dancing parents will be sent home later this week.













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